WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
news:Xns97C9E2EA5EF28Olympusorg@140.99.99.130:
> By popular demand by the exponents of T-Bone steaks, nodding donkeys,
> gushing oil wells, long mmmmooooooing longhorns and sick jokes, the
> one and only Elaine Paige will give her wonderful rendering of STAGES.
> You are required by protocol to remain in your seats, even should the
> urge to urinate come upon you during the performance. No patron will
> be allowed to leave the auditorium during this performance, given at
> great length by this singer who has been likened to thick cream slowly
> oozing from a broken jar.
>
> Mercury.
>
thick cream oozing from a broken jar?
You been hitting the sauce again WM?
Lil Stinker
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