Teacher. Alec, why does having a dream about football matach make
youlate for school?
Alec. Because they played extra time Sir.
P.E.Teacher. Why didn't you stop that ball?
Goadlkeeper. That's what the net is for isn't it?
Teacher. Billy, give me a sentence using the word disposition.
Billy. I always play in goal because I like playing in disposition.
Teacher. How many seasons are there in 1 year?
Billy. Two Sir, football and cricket.
What team to you support?
I support my legs because they support me.
Our school team now have two chinese boys on the team.
Chinese footballers? asked his friend.
Yes, We won Once and How Long Since.
Boy. If there is a referee in football, and an umpire in cricket, what is
it in bowls?
Goldfish.
BOY. When was tennis mentioned in the bible?
Teacher. I dont know.
Boy. When Joseph served in Pharaohs court.
I know it's dangerous to swim on a full stomach so after lunch I swim on
my back.
Why did Cinderella get thrown out of the rounders team?
Because she ran away from the ball.
What has 11 heads and runs round screaming?
A school hockey team.
Teacher. Why didn't you jump the long jump boy?
Boy. Because I'm short sighted.
I'e got a terrible cold, I wont be able to do the high jump.
Why.
I can even clear my throat.
Two little brothers were talking about their school. The youngest one
said "I'm fed up with the P.E. teacher.
Why, asked his brother
He has only one answer to my problems "Gym'll fix it.
(note this joke requires high intellect so should only be read by the
British) LOL.
Don't leave, they get worse LOL.
Mercury.
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