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From: WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high>
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Date: Fri, 19 May 2006 05:38:35 GMT
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Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
news:Xns97C7C8221CF4F1op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
> WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
> news:Xns97C78883DBAE5Olympusorg@140.99.99.130:
>
>> What is a sick joke?
>> Something that comes up in conversation.
>>
>> What is green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus?
>> Koala vomit.
>>
>> Why did Piglet look in the toilet?
>> He was looking for Pooh.
>>
>> What do you get if you sit under a cow?
>> A flat had (Texans take note LOL).
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> Why would you even do such a thing? Unless you are a Brit.
>
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>> What is the soft stuff between a sharks teeth?
>> A slow swimmer.
>>
>> Mommy, Mommy can I lick the bowl?
>> NO! flush it like everyone else.
>>
>> Who is the best dancer at a monster party?
>> The boogie man!.
>>
>> What is the difference between a maggot and a cockroach?
>> Cockroaches crunch more when yo eat them.
>>
>> I just got a bunch of flowers for my wife!
>> Great swop.
>>
>> What do you give a sick elephant?
>> A very big paper bag.
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> Now who's picking on the elephants?
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>> Why do gas stations always lock their toilets?
>> Theya re afraid someone might clean them!
>
> You have a thing for toilets? Third potty joke so far.
>
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>> What do you do if your nose goes on strike?
>> Picket!
>>
>> What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at him?
>> He rolls them back to her!
>>
>> Little Monster:- I hate my teachers guts!
>> Mom Monster:- Then just eat around them!
>>
>> Little Monster:- Should I eat my fries with my fingers?
>> Mom Monster:- No, eat them seperately!
>>
>> Mom, everyone at school calls me a werewolf
>> Don't worry about it, go to the bathroom and comb your face.
>>
>> Mom vampire to boy vampire:- hurry up and drink your blood before it
>> clots.
>>
>> How can you tell when a moth farts?
>> He flies straight for a second.
>>
>> How do you make a tissue dance?
>> Put some boogie into it!
>>
>> What is the difference between school meals and a pile of slugs?
>> School meals are on plates!
>>
>> What colour is a hiccup?
>> Burple!
>>
>> A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night.
>> "There's a burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning"
>> "Who should I call?" asked her husband. "The police or an ambulance?"
>>
>> My cousin spent a fortune on deodorant until he found out people just
>> didn't like him!
>>
>>
>>
>> You aint read nothing yet.
>>
>> Mercury.
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>>
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>>
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>
You are not going to get away with your comments and therefore I shall
post many more, with the compliments of my little nephews schoolboy joke
book. You have been warned OH horned one LOL.
Mercury.
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