WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
news:Xns97C8439259A82Olympusorg@140.99.99.130:
> Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
> news:Xns97C7C8221CF4F1op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
>
>> WingedMessenger <Boy@Flying.high> wrote in
>> news:Xns97C78883DBAE5Olympusorg@140.99.99.130:
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>>> What is a sick joke? Something that comes up in conversation.
>>>
>>> What is green, sticky and smells like eucalyptus? Koala vomit.
>>>
>>> Why did Piglet look in the toilet? He was looking for Pooh.
>>>
>>> What do you get if you sit under a cow? A flat had (Texans take note
>>> LOL).
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>> Why would you even do such a thing? Unless you are a Brit.
>>
>>
>>> What is the soft stuff between a sharks teeth? A slow swimmer.
>>>
>>> Mommy, Mommy can I lick the bowl? NO! flush it like everyone else.
>>>
>>> Who is the best dancer at a monster party? The boogie man!.
>>>
>>> What is the difference between a maggot and a cockroach? Cockroaches
>>> crunch more when yo eat them.
>>>
>>> I just got a bunch of flowers for my wife! Great swop.
>>>
>>> What do you give a sick elephant? A very big paper bag.
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>> Now who's picking on the elephants?
>>
>>
>>> Why do gas stations always lock their toilets? Theya re afraid
>>> someone might clean them!
>>
>> You have a thing for toilets? Third potty joke so far.
>>
>>
>>> What do you do if your nose goes on strike? Picket!
>>>
>>> What does a boy monster do when a girl monster rolls her eyes at
>>> him? He rolls them back to her!
>>>
>>> Little Monster:- I hate my teachers guts! Mom Monster:- Then just
>>> eat around them!
>>>
>>> Little Monster:- Should I eat my fries with my fingers? Mom
>>> Monster:- No, eat them seperately!
>>>
>>> Mom, everyone at school calls me a werewolf Don't worry about it, go
>>> to the bathroom and comb your face.
>>>
>>> Mom vampire to boy vampire:- hurry up and drink your blood before it
>>> clots.
>>>
>>> How can you tell when a moth farts? He flies straight for a second.
>>>
>>> How do you make a tissue dance? Put some boogie into it!
>>>
>>> What is the difference between school meals and a pile of slugs?
>>> School meals are on plates!
>>>
>>> What colour is a hiccup? Burple!
>>>
>>> A woman woke her husband in the middle of the night. "There's a
>>> burglar in the kitchen eating the cake I made this morning" "Who
>>> should I call?" asked her husband. "The police or an ambulance?"
>>>
>>> My cousin spent a fortune on deodorant until he found out people
>>> just didn't like him!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>> You aint read nothing yet.
>>>
>>> Mercury.
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
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>>
>
> You are not going to get away with your comments and therefore I shall
> post many more, with the compliments of my little nephews schoolboy
> joke book. You have been warned OH horned one LOL.
>
> Mercury.
>
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