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WingedMessenger (Boy@Flying.high) 2006/05/10 07:22

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"Rolex" <rolex@twebmaster.com> wrote in
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> A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
> here in America.
> ~~~
> Well, there's a very simple answer.
> ~~~
> Nobody bothered to check the oil.
> ~~~
> We just didn't know we were getting low
> ~~~
> The reason for that is purely geographical.
>
> Our OIL is located in
> ~~~
> Alaska
> ~~~
> California
> ~~~
> Oklahoma
> and
> TEXAS
> ~~~
> ~~~
> Our
> DIPSTICKS
> are located in
> Washington DC
>
>

Washington DC translates here to Downing St. The only government outside
the US that is run by assholes for toilet paper.

Mercury.

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