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Rolex (rolex@twebmaster.com) 2006/05/10 07:08

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in
America.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low
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The reason for that is purely geographical.

Our OIL is located in
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Alaska
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California
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Oklahoma
and
TEXAS
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Our
DIPSTICKS
are located in
Washington DC


--
Rolex
"May Dragons Fly Ever ion your Dreams"



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