On Tue, 21 Mar 2006 18:10:27 -0800, Lil Stinker wrote
(in article <Xns978DCD3C0D19C1op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130>):
>
> Two new additions to the periodic table of elements:
>
> Element Name: WOMANIUM Symbol: WO
>
> Atomic Weight: (don't even go there)
>
> Physical properties: Generally soft and round in form. Boils at nothing
> and may freeze any time. Melts when treated properly. Very bitter if not
> used well.
>
> Chemical properties: Very active. Highly unstable. Possesses strong
> affinity with gold, silver, platinum, and
> precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of
> exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.
>
> Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of
> wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.
>
> Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands!
>
>
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>
> Element Name: MANIUM Symbol: XY
> Atomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)
>
> Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of
> shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure
> sample.
>
> Due to rust, aging samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as
> young samples.
>
> Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also
> tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with
> KD (Element: CHILDIUM) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by
> saturating with alcohol.
>
> Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to
> produce large quantities on command.
>
> Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins
> to smell.
>
>
>
> Lil Stinker
Good one.
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