| Re: Love, Lust Or Marriage |
Your Company |
| WingedMessenger (Boy@Flying.high) |
2006/03/20 05:35 |
"::Y-Not::" <%+12$-Y-Not@here.com> wrote in news:200320060258344259%%+12
$-Y-Not@here.com:
> In article <Xns978BC10F4AB93Olympusorg@140.99.99.130>, WingedMessenger
> <Boy@Flying.high> wrote:
>
>> Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
>> news:Xns978B8289257991op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
>>
>> >
>> > Love, Lust Or Marriage
>> >
>> >
>> >
>> > How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
>> >
>> > LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
>> > LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
>> > MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't
>> > care
>> >
>> > LOVE when intercourse is called making love
>> > LUST all other times
>> > MARRIAGE what's intercourse?
>> >
>> > LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
>> > LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
>> > MARRIAGE when you argue over money
>> >
>> > LOVE when you share everything you own
>> > LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
>> > MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything
>> >
>> > LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
>> > LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
>> > MARRIAGE what's a climax?
>> >
>> > LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
>> > LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
>> > MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's
>> > game starts
>> >
>> > LOVE when you write poems about your partner
>> > LUST when all you write is your phone number
>> > MARRIAGE when all you write are check's
>> >
>> > LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
>> > LUST when you couldn't give a rip
>> > MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV
>> >
>> > LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
>> > LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
>> > MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent
>> >
>> > LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
>> > LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
>> > MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake
>> >
>> > LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
>> > LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
>> > MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them
>> >
>> > LOVE when nobody else matters
>> > LUST when nobody else knows
>> > MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
>> >
>> > LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
>> > LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
>> > MARRIAGE when you never listen to music
>> >
>> > LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
>> > LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
>> > MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought
>> >
>> > LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
>> > LUST when you're only interested in one thing
>> > MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and
the
>> > one thing you're interested in is your golf score
>> >
>> >
>> > Lil Stinker
>> >
>>
>> Of course you could forget all this by remaining single.
>>
>>
>> Mercury.
>
>
> "Forgot about what!!!!!"
>
>
> Y Not :-)
>
The trials and tribulations of marriage.
Mercury.
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