| Re: Love, Lust Or Marriage |
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| ::Y-Not:: (%+12$-Y-Not@here.com) |
2006/03/20 00:58 |
In article <Xns978BC10F4AB93Olympusorg@140.99.99.130>, WingedMessenger
<Boy@Flying.high> wrote:
> Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote in
> news:Xns978B8289257991op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130:
>
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> > Love, Lust Or Marriage
> >
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> > How do you know if you're in love, lust, or marriage?
> >
> > LOVE when your eyes meet across a crowded room
> > LUST when your tongues meet across a crowded room
> > MARRIAGE when your belt won't meet around your waist, and you don't
> > care
> >
> > LOVE when intercourse is called making love
> > LUST all other times
> > MARRIAGE what's intercourse?
> >
> > LOVE when you argue over how many children to have
> > LUST When you argue over who gets the wet spot
> > MARRIAGE when you argue over money
> >
> > LOVE when you share everything you own
> > LUST when you think twice about giving your partner bus money
> > MARRIAGE when the bank owns everything
> >
> > LOVE when it doesn't matter if you don't climax
> > LUST when the relationship is over if you don't climax
> > MARRIAGE what's a climax?
> >
> > LOVE when you phone each other just to say "Hi"
> > LUST when you phone each other just to organize sex
> > MARRIAGE when you phone each other to find out what time your son's
> > game starts
> >
> > LOVE when you write poems about your partner
> > LUST when all you write is your phone number
> > MARRIAGE when all you write are check's
> >
> > LOVE when you show concern for your partners' feelings
> > LUST when you couldn't give a rip
> > MARRIAGE when your only concern is what's on TV
> >
> > LOVE when your farewell is "I love you darling"
> > LUST when your farewell is "So, same time next week?"
> > MARRIAGE when your farewell is silent
> >
> > LOVE when you are proud to be seen in public with your partner
> > LUST when you only ever see each other in the bedroom
> > MARRIAGE when you never see each other awake
> >
> > LOVE when your heart flutters every time you see them
> > LUST when your groin twitches every time you see them
> > MARRIAGE when your wallet empties every time you see them
> >
> > LOVE when nobody else matters
> > LUST when nobody else knows
> > MARRIAGE when everybody else matters and you don't care who knows
> >
> > LOVE when all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel
> > LUST when it's just the same mushy old crap
> > MARRIAGE when you never listen to music
> >
> > LOVE when breaking up is something you try not to think about
> > LUST when staying together is something you try not to think about
> > MARRIAGE when just getting through today is your only thought
> >
> > LOVE when you're interested in everything your partner does
> > LUST when you're only interested in one thing
> > MARRIAGE when you're not interested in what your partner does and the
> > one thing you're interested in is your golf score
> >
> >
> > Lil Stinker
> >
>
> Of course you could forget all this by remaining single.
>
>
> Mercury.
"Forgot about what!!!!!"
Y Not :-)
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