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Subject: Marriage Secrets
From: Lil Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net>
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Date: Wed, 15 Feb 2006 08:39:38 GMT
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Marriage Secrets
My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...
Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food
and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
"Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.
Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so
I bought her an electric chair.
My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the
carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight,
but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...
She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
Lil Stinker
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