In article <Xns976B1B107469E1op34j6jrgjuarp34ju6@140.99.99.130>, Lil
Stinker <anywhere@uwant2.net> wrote:
> Marriage Secrets
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> My wife and I have the secrets to making a marriage last...
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> Two times a week, we go to a nice restaurant, a little wine, good food
> and companionship. She goes Tuesdays. I go Fridays.
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> We also sleep in separate beds. Hers is in Florida, mine is in NY.
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> I take my wife everywhere, but she keeps finding her way back.
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> I asked my wife, "Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"
> "Somewhere I haven't been in a long time!"
> So I suggested, "How about the kitchen?"
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> We always hold hands. If I let go, she shops.
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> She has an electric blender, electric toaster, and electric bread maker.
> Then she said "There are too many gadgets, and no place to sit down!", so
> I bought her an electric chair.
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> My wife told me the car wasn't running well, there was water in the
> carburetor. When I asked where the car was, she told me "In the lake."
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> My wife is on a new diet. Coconuts and bananas. She hasn't lost weight,
> but BOY, can she climb a tree now!
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> She got a mudpack and looked great for two days. Then the mud fell off...
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> She ran after the garbage truck, yelling, "Am I too late for the
> garbage?" The driver said, "No, jump in!"
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> Lil Stinker
Take his wife, please!
Y Not :-)
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