On Fri, 13 Nov 2009 14:35:16 -0500, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
SNIP
>Before birth:
>"Is it me, or is it dark in here?"
>
>Just before birth:
>"What happened to my hot tub? The water all drained out!"
>
>Beginning birth:
>"I'm moving. To a new hot tub?"
>
>On the way:
>"This is a really tight fit. I'm going to be all bent out of shape
>after this!"
>
>Being born:
>"Ouch! Glad that's over."
>"What a big place. Somebody kill the lights! What are you trying to do,
>blind me?"
>"What are all those giants doing with the masks, trying to scare me?"
>"I'm naked and upside down and somebody SPANKED me! Oh the indignity of
>it all."
>"It's my party, and I'll cry if I want to!"
>
>After birth:
>"Hey, don't cut that cord. Oh, you did. Didn't hurt, no problem."
>"Don't you dare cut THAT! I need to have something to play with. That
>was close. I think they got the message from that friendly big guy who
>almost fainted, whatever 'no circumspection' means. I think I'm going
>to love him."
>
>Over:
>"I'm on a very nice recliner, with arms that move. There are two
>gigantic pillows. Oh, they each have a built in wet bar! And it talks.
>I'll figure out what it's saying later. Time for a drink."
>"This has been a very exhausting day. I wonder what else is going to
>happ... zzzzzzz."
>
>
Later:
Oh No! There's a man with a knife fiddling with me!
SNIP
Now I'll never know the true meaning of masturbation.
Later Still:
Oh I don't know though-oh-oh-oh
>Here's to the rebirth of the Fort! LOL
>We need more than just pictures. We need jokes, and stories, and lively
>discussions.
>Let's get this party really started!
>
>Mover
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