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Subject: Re: Doofus Doc (aka Y-Not) Future Fort Activity Fun
Date: Sat, 10 Oct 2009 14:12:43 -0400
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In article <6c31d55cpkc8q109uh8r0oj849rh8m6sik@4ax.com>, NP-f31
<dudewiththe(REMOVE)hair@hushmail.com> wrote:
> On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:54:16 -0700, "Fort Reporter" <Fort
> Reporter@afp.com> wrote:
>
> >Doofus Doc (aka Y-Not)
> >
> >((((((((((((()))))))))))))))))))
> >
> >
> >
> > Future Fort Activity Fun
> >
> >
> >
> >(extract from prior Fort fun)
> >
> >
> >
> >==================================
> >Fort ynot Usenet CASTRATION Main Thread
> >==================================
> > I'll post the outline (infrastructure) 1st and than
> >the goodies will be (inserted) posted. This surgical procedure
> >will be posted in this one thread.
> >
> >1. Fort ynot Usenet Castration wakeup call sounded.
> > 1 Fort countdown clock for ynot.
> > 2 Fort Rooster wakeup call.
> > 3 Fort Bugle Reveille for those that need it.
> >2. Fort ynot Usenet Castration Fort Ambiance.
> > 1 Fort Crowd
> > 2 Fort Parking Lots
> > 3 Fort Welcome ynot Usenet Castration Souvenir Trading Card ser 001
> >3. Fort ynot Usenet Castration ynot brought out.
> > 1 Fort chant for ynot
> > 2 Fort audience laughter
> >4. Fort ynot Usenet Castration the surgery.
> > 1 ynot Preparation Fort Physician brought out.
> > 2 ynot Preparation anesthesia used.
> > 3 ynot surgery.
> > 4 ynot sewn backup (partially)
> >5. Fort ynot Usenet Castration disposal of ynot's balls.
> > 1 ynot's balls paraded before Fort members.
> > 2 ynot's balls prepared for Fort Chicken Feed part 1 target practice.
> > 3 ynot's balls prepared for Fort Chicken Feed part 2 the grinder.
> > 4 shovel ynot ball remnants to Fort Chickens.
> > 5 ynot's balls are Fort Chicken feed!!!
> > 6 Fort ynot Usenet Castration Souvenir Trading Card ser 002
> >6. Fort ynot Usenet Castration ynot voice after Usenet castration.
> > 1 the ynot NEW voice!!!
> > 2 suggestions for using this NEW ynot voice.
> >7. Fort ynot Usenet Castration that's all folks.
> > 1. Fort ynot Usenet Souvenir Trading Card ser 003
> > 2. ** that's all folks ** music.
> >----------
> >
>
> (A Repost of Past Fort Fun)
>
> We of The Fort Anti-Castration League will be picketing and protesting
> the upcoming Y-Not Castration.
>
> Y-Not's nuts are a national treasure and of course family jewels as
> well. You don't often see testicles the size of Kiwi Berries. These
> impressive ornamentations should NOT be yanked off, perhaps wanked
> off, but CERTAINLY NOT yanked off.
>
> Rather, they should be publicly displayed where everyone can stand in
> awe and drool at them in wonderment.
>
> lookin I'm certain that when you see them, you will wonder at their
> beauty and surely not molest them.
>
> Instead I propose that we substitute the testicles of Boomer's Prize
> Hog that will soon be so many bacon sandwiches anyway. Then you can
> have Mountain Oysters! Is that a deal?
>
> SAVE THE Y-NUTS!
> SAVE THE Y-NUTS!
> SAVE THE Y-NUTS
> SAVE THE Y-NUTS
>
> Doc
> President- Save the Y-Nuts Committee
> NP-f31
Disgusting! LOL
Mover
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