On Sat, 10 Oct 2009 05:54:16 -0700, "Fort Reporter" <Fort
Reporter@afp.com> wrote:
>Doofus Doc (aka Y-Not)
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> Future Fort Activity Fun
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>(extract from prior Fort fun)
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>Fort ynot Usenet CASTRATION Main Thread
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> I'll post the outline (infrastructure) 1st and than
>the goodies will be (inserted) posted. This surgical procedure
>will be posted in this one thread.
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>1. Fort ynot Usenet Castration wakeup call sounded.
> 1 Fort countdown clock for ynot.
> 2 Fort Rooster wakeup call.
> 3 Fort Bugle Reveille for those that need it.
>2. Fort ynot Usenet Castration Fort Ambiance.
> 1 Fort Crowd
> 2 Fort Parking Lots
> 3 Fort Welcome ynot Usenet Castration Souvenir Trading Card ser 001
>3. Fort ynot Usenet Castration ynot brought out.
> 1 Fort chant for ynot
> 2 Fort audience laughter
>4. Fort ynot Usenet Castration the surgery.
> 1 ynot Preparation Fort Physician brought out.
> 2 ynot Preparation anesthesia used.
> 3 ynot surgery.
> 4 ynot sewn backup (partially)
>5. Fort ynot Usenet Castration disposal of ynot's balls.
> 1 ynot's balls paraded before Fort members.
> 2 ynot's balls prepared for Fort Chicken Feed part 1 target practice.
> 3 ynot's balls prepared for Fort Chicken Feed part 2 the grinder.
> 4 shovel ynot ball remnants to Fort Chickens.
> 5 ynot's balls are Fort Chicken feed!!!
> 6 Fort ynot Usenet Castration Souvenir Trading Card ser 002
>6. Fort ynot Usenet Castration ynot voice after Usenet castration.
> 1 the ynot NEW voice!!!
> 2 suggestions for using this NEW ynot voice.
>7. Fort ynot Usenet Castration that's all folks.
> 1. Fort ynot Usenet Souvenir Trading Card ser 003
> 2. ** that's all folks ** music.
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(A Repost of Past Fort Fun)
We of The Fort Anti-Castration League will be picketing and protesting
the upcoming Y-Not Castration.
Y-Not's nuts are a national treasure and of course family jewels as
well. You don't often see testicles the size of Kiwi Berries. These
impressive ornamentations should NOT be yanked off, perhaps wanked
off, but CERTAINLY NOT yanked off.
Rather, they should be publicly displayed where everyone can stand in
awe and drool at them in wonderment.
lookin I'm certain that when you see them, you will wonder at their
beauty and surely not molest them.
Instead I propose that we substitute the testicles of Boomer's Prize
Hog that will soon be so many bacon sandwiches anyway. Then you can
have Mountain Oysters! Is that a deal?
SAVE THE Y-NUTS!
SAVE THE Y-NUTS!
SAVE THE Y-NUTS
SAVE THE Y-NUTS
Doc
President- Save the Y-Nuts Committee
NP-f31
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