A Repost from 2004
Seldom Asked Questions for The Fort and a bunch of lies and lame
excuses to answer them:
1) What is yEnc?
A: Mainly an excuse for some people to get upset and pissy.
2) How do I avoid getting upset and pissy when I encounter yEnc?
A: Get yourself a decent newsreader like Forte's Agent or X-News. They
do all the work, so you don't have to get upset and pissy.
3) Where is The Fort?
A: You're sitting in it now. See? I'm right beside you.
4) How does The Fort work?
A: You need to use your imagination and come with a spirit of sharing
and friendship. A healthy love of boys is also recommended.
5) Is the Fort a club?
A: Yes and no.
6) What the hell does that mean?
A: Hey don't get upset and pissy. The Fort is free for everyone (who
can afford an internet connection). You already belong. There are no
membership dues. For lots of folks, the sense of belonging is what
makes The Fort special. For those who enjoy a sign of membership you
can ask for a badge. They're free, just PING Doc.
7) Does WOOFING work too?
A: Yes.
8) What is WOOFING, exactly?
A: It is the sound dogs make.
9) Oh, What is PINGing then?
A: It is the mating sound for submarines. It's sort of like WOOFing
underwater.
10) Do people really live in The Fort?
A: No, because it belongs to all of us. But people do sleep over. Some
people have bought property that surrounds The Fort. I rent out office
space at The Fort. I enjoy the scenery and the money helps with Fort
expenses. That trailer park over the hill is home to Pester's
Flophouse and KidHacker's Silver Bullet Airstream.
11) What is the Boy Lodge?
A: That is a special bunkhouse, built by Oops, and it's just for boys.
12) Do the boys live in the Boy Lodge?
A: For short periods of time. Think of it as a summer camp for boys
who want to put their heads on other boy's bodies. It's all very
modern and Hi-Tech, you'd have to let Oops explain how it works. But
maybe some boys want to see what it's like to have a really cute butt,
or how their body would look if they had Gideon's head. I think it's
important technology for boys. I mean, if Michael Jackson could have
had this technology, he wouldn't have wasted all that money trying to
look JUST LIKE Diana Ross (God rest his soul).
13) Does The Fort do anything special on hoidays?
A: Does a bear shit in the woods?
14) Uh yes....
A: Not a polar bear! Anyway, if there's one thing The Fort knows how
to do it is throw down!
15) What?
A: Get crunk.
16) Excuse me?
A: Celebrate, party, have a good time.
17) Is that where that cake thingy comes in?
A: Yes the Everlasting Cake of Every Flavor or something. And The Fort
owns it's own ice cream factory. It's run by some of the same Russian
boys who cavort naked in here almost daily.
18) Naked russian boys cavort in here daily?
A: Duh. Every now and then a French boy will cavort as well. In fact
I've seen every flavor of boy cavorting in The Fort.
19) Do they do anything else aside from cavorting?
A: Not that I've noticed. Ask Cosmos, he knows them personally.
20) The Fort sounds like a really big place.
A: Yes, it is. Wait, that wasn't a question.
21) I was being rhetorical.
A: Well, cut it out. Hey! You did it again!
22) Can I get lost in The Fort?
A: Absolutely, and I recommend it. It is a place for boys, and of
course those who love boys, to play safely together.
23) Are there any girls in The Fort?
A: We have an infestation of Fat Girls in the latrine area. But seeing
as they love boys too, well, we can't turn them away. They belong here
as well as us boylovers.
24) Are there only fat girls here?
A: No, I suspect there are others. But they tend to lurk. It's too
bad. Because girls (and women) who love boys and men who love boys
have a lot in common.
25) Where are you going?
A: I'm going to the pool to do some boywatching. Want to come along?
Every Day is a Beautiful Day in The Fort!
Doc
(NP-f31)
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