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From: NP-f31 <dudewiththe(REMOVE)hair@hushmail.com>
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Subject: ANNOUNCEMENT! NEW FORT MEMBER
Date: Wed, 27 May 2009 13:16:46 -0400
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Greetings all Fort Members and Visitors,
Please join me in welcoming the newest Fort Member to the fold:
Fritz NP-d05
Fritz now has the honor of cleaning out the Fat Girls Bathroom.
Twilightboy (NP-d04) will be happy to relinquish that task. My friend
darkshadows was bemoaning the fact that we have one at all and
wondered how we came by it.
That is an interesting story, so I shall share it with all of you. The
original Fort was established by Tommy Seupon and his friends near the
Trailer Park where KidHacker and Dewd live. At first The Fort was
intended for boys to meet and play safely with their WebTVs, but soon
they were joined by boylovers and much fun ensued. Well, The Fort grew
very quickly and soon encompassed the Trailer Park, and all of the
surrounding environs. When the Trailer Park was overrun with boys and
boylovers the Fat Girls didn't really mind. They enjoy watching the
boys as much as the rest of us do. So they deeded over to The Fort the
property that included the Fat Girls Bathroom with the proviso that we
keep it cleaned. Fair enough, right?
Tommy decided that it would be fair to have the newest Badge holder be
responsible for cleaning the Fat Girls Bathroom. This period of time
was generally no more than a few weeks. Poor Mikey Dee NP-g22 had the
responsibility since last November. He got fed up and scampered off.
He'll be back, probably soon since we have had a run of new Badge
Holders.
My experience in The Fat Girls bathroom was harrowing and unique. I
will share that memory in my next post.
Welcome Fritz NP-d05!
Doc
NP-f31
Keeper of the Flame
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