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Subject: Re: A: What happens if I push this red button?
Date: Tue, 17 Aug 2010 19:55:04 -0400
From: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
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In article <tlvl6692trv9nmbfk1b80qop0v79rldf5i@4ax.com>, HMS Victor
Victorian <victorvictorian@hushunomail.com> wrote:
> On Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:53:34 -0400, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
>
> >In article <4c6a4aad.19693608@127.0.0.1>, Ronin
> ><nesScitur@husShmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> X-No-Archive: yes
> >>
> >> Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
> >>
> >> Joke common among terribly-traumatised-and-desperately-in-need-
> >> of-immediate-intensive-intervention-by-highly-trained-qualified-
> >> certified-professional-(female)-Grief-Counsellors schoolboys in
> >> the days subsequent to the Challenger disaster.
> >>
> >> As most of those reading this will be aware, the Fortster best
> >> known for pasting the heads of celebrities-for-fifteen-minutes
> >> on BareButtBoyBodies also, from time to time, posts... strange
> >> ... messages notable for both their incivility and incoherence.
> >>
> >> As most of those reading this will also be aware, any response
> >> to one of these messages quite reliably results in a deluge of
> >> similar messages, frequently continuing for several days, even
> >> absent further encouragement.
> >>
> >> The motives and mental state which impel this Fortster to post
> >> such messages remain totally opaque, in spite of many years of
> >> analysis by The Fort; they likewise remain totally irrelevant
> >> to the encouragement of an atmosphere of civility in The Fort
> >> -- as do the motives of those who respond to such messages and
> >> the content of their responses.
> >>
> >> *Any* response to such an incivil/incoherent message reliably
> >> incites a flood of similar incivil/incoherent messages, quite
> >> irrespective of the tone or content of that response.
> >>
> >> Those who enjoy these Golden Showers should, by all means, be
> >> quick to push the Red Button whenever it appears.
> >>
> >> Those who do not...
> >>
> >>
> >> Ronin
> >
> >
> >I like buttons, for many reasons.
> >
> >The first part of the word is the best. Butts can be very nice.
> >The second part of the word, is right on it, behind as usual.
> >
> >I like buttons of different colors. An emerald green one, with a light
> >behind it, is very pretty. Different preferences are fine with me.
> >
> >Some buttons hold things together, and some are used to separate and
> >expose some very nice things, or not so nice things, depending on your
> >orientation. Better than zippers, sometimes.
> >
> >Some people collect buttons. Some people which they didn't exist.
> >
> >Some buttons are good to play with, and some don't work as well as they
> >might, because they don't have the right button holes for them. That
> >can cause a lot of frustration. Finding the right combination can be
> >very rewarding for the button enthusiast.
> >
> >Some special buttons change colors with the temperature. They can be
> >very interesting, if managed well.
> >
> >So you see, there is a lot more to buttons, than just red ones. If we
> >treat them well, we will be rewarded with their good service and
> >exquisite beauty.
> >
> >Mover, wannabe skilled buttoneer.
>
>
> Dearest Mover,
>
> So ... do you prefer "innies" or "outies" for buttons?
>
> V
I can stomach either one.
Mover, not much of a belly dancer
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