On Tue, 17 Aug 2010 15:53:34 -0400, Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com> wrote:
>In article <4c6a4aad.19693608@127.0.0.1>, Ronin
><nesScitur@husShmail.com> wrote:
>
>> X-No-Archive: yes
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>> Q: What were Christa McAuliffe's last words?
>>
>> Joke common among terribly-traumatised-and-desperately-in-need-
>> of-immediate-intensive-intervention-by-highly-trained-qualified-
>> certified-professional-(female)-Grief-Counsellors schoolboys in
>> the days subsequent to the Challenger disaster.
>>
>> As most of those reading this will be aware, the Fortster best
>> known for pasting the heads of celebrities-for-fifteen-minutes
>> on BareButtBoyBodies also, from time to time, posts... strange
>> ... messages notable for both their incivility and incoherence.
>>
>> As most of those reading this will also be aware, any response
>> to one of these messages quite reliably results in a deluge of
>> similar messages, frequently continuing for several days, even
>> absent further encouragement.
>>
>> The motives and mental state which impel this Fortster to post
>> such messages remain totally opaque, in spite of many years of
>> analysis by The Fort; they likewise remain totally irrelevant
>> to the encouragement of an atmosphere of civility in The Fort
>> -- as do the motives of those who respond to such messages and
>> the content of their responses.
>>
>> *Any* response to such an incivil/incoherent message reliably
>> incites a flood of similar incivil/incoherent messages, quite
>> irrespective of the tone or content of that response.
>>
>> Those who enjoy these Golden Showers should, by all means, be
>> quick to push the Red Button whenever it appears.
>>
>> Those who do not...
>>
>>
>> Ronin
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>I like buttons, for many reasons.
>
>The first part of the word is the best. Butts can be very nice.
>The second part of the word, is right on it, behind as usual.
>
>I like buttons of different colors. An emerald green one, with a light
>behind it, is very pretty. Different preferences are fine with me.
>
>Some buttons hold things together, and some are used to separate and
>expose some very nice things, or not so nice things, depending on your
>orientation. Better than zippers, sometimes.
>
>Some people collect buttons. Some people which they didn't exist.
>
>Some buttons are good to play with, and some don't work as well as they
>might, because they don't have the right button holes for them. That
>can cause a lot of frustration. Finding the right combination can be
>very rewarding for the button enthusiast.
>
>Some special buttons change colors with the temperature. They can be
>very interesting, if managed well.
>
>So you see, there is a lot more to buttons, than just red ones. If we
>treat them well, we will be rewarded with their good service and
>exquisite beauty.
>
>Mover, wannabe skilled buttoneer.
Dearest Mover,
So ... do you prefer "innies" or "outies" for buttons?
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