In article <4c0ac610$0$11472$c3e8da3@news.astraweb.com>, ,C.O\"SM-0S:
<Ohwas@Sats.com> wrote:
> Should children witness childbirth?
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> Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call.
> The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a
> 3-yr old girl to hold a torch high over her mummy so he could see
> while he helped deliver the baby.
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> Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked.
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> Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born.
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> The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his
> bottom.
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> Connor began to cry.
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> The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked
> the wide-eyed 3-yr old what she thought about what she had just
> witnessed.
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> Kathleen quickly responded, "He shouldn't have crawled in there
> in the first place... smack him again!"
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> If you don't laugh at this one there is no hope for you
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> Cos
Don't need hope. LOL
Thanx
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Grant
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