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From: enig@the.pub (Enig)
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Subject: Re: Am I sadistic or strategic?
Date: 16 Jan 2007 23:36:04 -0600
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"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in
news:Hhfqh.30607$k74.6036@text.news.blueyonder.co.uk:
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> "I got gas" <help@me.please> wrote in message
> news:431f7977$0$6805$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com...
>> Gas on the lower colon.
>>
>> I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near
>> an old married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I
>> moved on.
>>
>> You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>>
>> It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were
>> still rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they
>> wouldn't be blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible
>> cloud a moment later.
>>
>> I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
>> wheel chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then
>> left the store with my beer.
>>
>
> It's when flatulance becomes lumpydulance without you noticing that
> you're in trouble.
That's why you should always hope there are a lot of people around so you
can borrow a tissue.
Enig
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