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From: Daytek <Daytek@isp.com>
Newsgroups: alt.fan.oldfart
Subject: Re: Am I sadistic or strategic?
Date: 8 Sep 2005 20:56:05 -0500
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wrote:
> Daytek jumped into the shower with his computer keyboard
> so he could
>>
>>> On 7 Sep 2005 18:38:02 -0500, I got gas <help@me.please> wrote:
>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>Gas on the lower colon.
>>>>
>>>>I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near
an
>>>>old married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved
>>>>on.
>>>>
>>>>You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>>>>
>>>>It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
>>>>rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't
>>>>be blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment
>>>>later.
>>>>
>>>>I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
>>>>wheel chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then
left
>>>>the store with my beer.
>>>
>>> Nice!
>>> --
>>>
>>>
>>> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>
>>>
>>> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>
>>
>>Hey! I don't see you charging him the usual $19.95usd for "fragrance
>>release" to the public.
>>
> fumigation fee?
And you got some great music in R-n-R but I haven't had time to grab it -
yet. thanks for what your posting. good stuff.
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