>wrote:
> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>
>>>wrote:
>>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>On Thu, 25 Aug 2005 15:31:35 -0700, "Jon Q. Pubic "
>>>><jqp@justdownthestreet.ru> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>>In article <cobig1pghigvj3506f31drcjnr6i2bgn9f@4ax.com>,
>>>>>
>>>>>> On 21 Aug 2005 08:11:03 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@isp.com> wrote:
>>>>>> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >> wrote:
>>>>>> >> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>>On 9 Aug 2005 09:23:04 -0500, Daytek <Daytek@ABPEPT> wrote:
>>>>>> >>>> decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>>>> >>>>>On Sun 07 Aug 2005 04:47:10a, Kr@zy. wrote:
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> I was asked to tie up the loose ends from a list I was given.
>>>>>> >>>>>> This was #2 on the list, and came with explicit directions and the
>>>>>> >>>>>> following statement.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> Julie
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> ***************************************
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> "It's not a motorcycle, Honey; it's a chopper."
>>>>>> >>>>>> -"Where did you get the chopper?"
>>>>>> >>>>>> "It's Zed's."
>>>>>> >>>>>> -"Who's Zed?"
>>>>>> >>>>>> "Zed's dead, baby."
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> 134'.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Who knows, I probably didn't feel a thing.
>>>>>> >>>>>> But, if'n yer reading this, I am a panvake.
>>>>>> >>>>>> It's quality, not quantity.
>>>>>> >>>>>> In life. In business. In Everything.
>>>>>> >>>>>> NEVER forget that.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> I had quite a ride.
>>>>>> >>>>>> It was never boring.
>>>>>> >>>>>> From Da Nang to Detroit; Katmandu to Kalamazoo...been there and
>>>>>> >>>>>> bought the t-shirt.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> -------------------------
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> I'll get the "persoals" out of the way before I say my last piece.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> In California: Thanks to Becky for the weekend at Venice Beach.
>>>>>> >>>>>> To Jim...thanks for the use of your cc when I needed it.
>>>>>> >>>>>> And thanks for defending our country.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks to Frank, in Minnie-soda...thanks for the PC and the wisdom
>>>>>> >>>>>> you imparted that you don'tseem to know you posess.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> To my favorites...Groucho, Wildman, Pall Mall, Fastman, Checkmate,
>>>>>> >>>>>> Sarge, Fizz and too many more to mention; some living, some not...I
>>>>>> >>>>>> bid you peace...peace of mind and spirit.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> To my unfavorites...GOTCHA!
>>>>>> >>>>>> I was always better than you...because I NEVER disliked anyone.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Here, and in RL, it was a dangerous fault of mine.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> I save for last..."Arizona Bob".
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for taking up the collection.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for your kindnesses to Georgia.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Thanks for being "real"; even when it hurt.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> One of my biggest regrets in life is that I couldn't find the right
>>>>>> >>>>>> words for you. You are a Good man...with a bad attitude.
>>>>>> >>>>>> I should have been able....
>>>>>> >>>>>> because I did it for myself.
>>>>>> >>>>>> I'm sorry.
>>>>>> >>>>>> I hope you find some peace of mind before you go.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Trust me, please. It IS in there.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------------
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> Last Wishes------------Krazy. 4-8-2005
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> I wish:
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> -humans didn't exist. It is a painful tormented life to be a human.
>>>>>> >>>>>> If there is a god, he is a sadist. Being a human, and "knowing", is
>>>>>> >>>>>> nothing but 70 years of mental angquish.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> -the humans that are here, would use what they "know"; and Stop It.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Pick your peeve "It".
>>>>>> >>>>>> We don't matter.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Our lives, don't matter.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Nut, if everyone got together and Stopped It,...this could be a good
>>>>>> >>>>>> life without the angquish.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> -I wasn't blind.
>>>>>> >>>>>> I wasn't done.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Life is a game of Bingo on a train.
>>>>>> >>>>>> You are always going somewhere.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Sometimes your number comes up.
>>>>>> >>>>>> More often, it doesn't.
>>>>>> >>>>>> I was very wrong about life...
>>>>>> >>>>>> It IS fair.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Ya just can't win every game.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Nothing unfair there; just unpleasent.
>>>>>> >>>>>> We all share the same destination: mulch.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Whether through a god or evolution of chemical reactions; all life
>>>>>> >>>>>> on earth hasas it's lowest common denominator; mulch. Fair and
>>>>>> >>>>>> unfair have nothing to do with mulch.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> -there was a god...and I was him.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Beyond the fact I'd give myself a bigger dick....
>>>>>> >>>>>> I'd make livin' fun.
>>>>>> >>>>>> No war, hunger or nationalities.
>>>>>> >>>>>> One big Terra Firma Ball.
>>>>>> >>>>>> It's the very least a god can do.
>>>>>> >>>>>> <that's why I never believed. theGod in ALL human religions is an
>>>>>> >>>>>> ego-maniacal sadist. Fact. Period.>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> -I had more time.
>>>>>> >>>>>> Which is odd.
>>>>>> >>>>>> It doesn't even exist. Hmmmmm.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> ------------------------------
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> That's it from here.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> No.
>>>>>> >>>>>> I ain't gonna say, "Rosebud.".
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> Rosebud.
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>> --
>>>>>> >>>>>> Krazy
>>>>>> >>>>>> Head Zookeeper (Ret.)
>>>>>> >>>>>> Pedo University
>>>>>> >>>>>> Mt. Butler Annex
>>>>>> >>>>>> Registered Blind Guy
>>>>>> >>>>>> 1950-2005
>>>>>> >>>>>
>>>>>> >>>>>---------------------------------
>>>>>> >>>>>He posted this to alt.pub, abpept, kissy, aub's froup.
>>>>>> >>>>>If you ever come back, thought you would like to read about it.
>>>>>> >>>>
>>>>>> >>>>Wildman is probably dead too.<s>
>>>>>> >>>
>>>>>> >>>So could we be. <s>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> "I post, therefore, I am."---Fastman, ca, 2005.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> --
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>>>> >>
>>>>>> >
>>>>>> >Doesn't wildman still owe you money?
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Yes, yes he does!
>>>>>> US$14.93....plus interest.
>>>>>> He now owes me US$23,000!!!
>>>>>> --
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> A dunce for all seasons.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>>>>
>>>>>Everyone owes Fastie money, and he owes almost every one a yak, or so I
>>>>>here.
>>>>
>>>>a yak? man, he owes me some herds by now.
>>>
>>>Liar! Last herd I sent over there for exhibition purposes only, you
>>>and Lawrence stole.
>>>Bah!
>>
>>Lawrence? Who the hell is Lawrence? I smell evil!
>
>Short memory, eh, my lil' commie?
Sometimes it's the straight road down to a quiet evening, my dear
capitalist, isn't it? In Lawrence's case, it sure is.
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