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Date: Thu, 08 Sep 2005 08:22:11 GMT
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Daytek jumped into the shower with his computer keyboard
so he could
>
>> On 7 Sep 2005 18:38:02 -0500, I got gas <help@me.please> wrote:
>> and decided that we all needed to know the following...
>>>Gas on the lower colon.
>>>
>>>I silently released it in the produce section of a grocery store near an
>>>old married couple inspecting the green peppers on sale. Then I moved
>>>on.
>>>
>>>You should have seen the dirty look she gave her husband.
>>>
>>>It must've been a bad one, because five minutes later people were still
>>>rushing through the area. Grab a green pepper & run, So they wouldn't
>>>be blamed for it should someone else enter the invisible cloud a moment
>>>later.
>>>
>>>I released another one in the pop & chip Department near a woman in a
>>>wheel chair and her helper as cheese puffs were on sale too. I then left
>>>the store with my beer.
>>
>> Nice!
>> --
>>
>>
>> A dunce for all seasons.
>>
>>
>> Quote: "I never met a dunce I liked."
>>
>
>Hey! I don't see you charging him the usual $19.95usd for "fragrance
>release" to the public.
>
fumigation fee?
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