| Trombone Jokes 2 |
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How many trombonists does it take to change a lightbulb?
Just one, but he'll do it too loudly.
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How do you improve the aerodynamics of a trombonist's car?
Take the Domino's Pizza sign off the roof.
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What kind of calendar does a trombonist use for his gigs?
"Year-At-A-Glance."
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How can you tell which kid on a playground is the child of a
trombonist?
He doesn't know how to use the slide, and he can't swing.
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What is the dynamic range of the bass trombone?
On or off.
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It is difficult to trust anyone whose instrument changes shape as he
plays it!
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