| Violin jokes 2 |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/13 20:40 |
String players' motto: "It's better to be sharp than out of tune."
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Why is a violinist like a SCUD missile?
Both are offensive and inaccurate.
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Because all the assholes are in the first violin section.
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What's the difference between a fiddle and a violin?
No-one minds if you spill beer on a fiddle.
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Why do violinists put a cloth between their chin and their instrument?
Violins don't have spit valves.
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Why should you never try to drive a roof nail with a violin?
You might bend the nail.
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"Haven't I seen your face before?" a judge demanded, looking down at
the defendant.
"You have, Your Honor," the man answered hopefully. "I gave your son
violin lessons last winter."
"Ah, yes," recalled the judge. "Twenty years!"
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