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Accordion Jokes
If you drop an accordion, a set of bagpipes and a viola off a 20-story
building, which one lands first?
Who cares?
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What's the difference between an Uzi and an accordion?
The Uzi stops after 20 rounds.
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What do you call ten accordians at the bottom of the ocean?
A good start.
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What's a bassoon good for?
Kindling for an accordion fire.
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What's a accordion good for?
Learning how to fold a map.
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What do you call a group of topless female accordian players?
Ladies in Pain
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Bumper Stickers:
Play an accordian--go to jail!
Three rows and you're out!
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Minimum safe distances between street musicians and the public:
Violinist: 25 feet
Bad Violinist: 50 feet
Tone Deaf Guitar Player who knows 3 chords: 75 feet
15 year-old Electric Guitar Player with Nirvana fixation: 100 feet
Accordionist: 60 miles
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