| Guitar Jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/11 18:24 |
Guitar Jokes
What does it mean when a guitar player is drooling out both sides of
his mouth?
The stage is level.
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How many guitar players does it take to change a light bulb?
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to say they could do it
better.
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How do you get a guitar player to play softer?
Give him some sheet music.
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What do a vacuum cleaner and an electric guitar have in common
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Both suck when you plug them in.
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How do you make a bass player turn down the volume?
Put a chart in front of him.
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