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2008/06/11 18:22 |
Banjo Jokes
What's the difference between a banjo and a chain saw?
The chain saw has greater dynamic range.
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What's the least-used sentence in the English language?
"Isn't that the banjo player's Porsche?"
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What do you say to a banjo player in a three-piece suit?
"Will the defendant please rise?"
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There's nothing I like better than the sound of a banjo, unless of
course it's the sound of a chicken caught in a vacuum cleaner.
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Female five string banjoist shouting at her boyfriend in a crowded
shopping mall: "Don't forget, sweetheart, I need a new G string."
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