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From: "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net>
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Subject: Re: Percussionist Jokes
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On Sat, 07 Jun 2008 16:14:51 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:lc6l4410qt7rna4e65lrnuq4ui25qc4cmf@4ax.com:
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>> Percussionist Jokes
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>> Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
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>> So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
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>> What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
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>> A drummer.
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>> What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
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>> Drool.
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>> How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
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>> The knock always slows down.
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>> How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
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>> Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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>> ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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>
>May as well bang our heads on a brick wall LOL
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>Mercury.
I'll loan you the bricks.
lol,
darkshadows
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