"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:lc6l4410qt7rna4e65lrnuq4ui25qc4cmf@4ax.com:
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> Percussionist Jokes
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> Why are orchestra intermissions limited to 20 minutes?
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> So you don't have to retrain the drummers.
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> What do you call someone who hangs out with musicians?
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> A drummer.
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> What did the drummer get on his IQ test?
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> Drool.
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> How do you know when a drummer is knocking at your door?
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> The knock always slows down.
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> How do you get a drummer to play an accelerando?
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> Ask him to play in 4/4 at a steady 120 bpm.
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May as well bang our heads on a brick wall LOL
Mercury.
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