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Subject: Re: Tuba Jokes
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Date: Sat, 07 Jun 2008 06:57:19 GMT
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On Jun 6, 2008, WingedMessenger wrote:
> "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
> news:f61j4493f5dpcj9kakqcjuggulj2s6igfj@4ax.com:
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>> Tuba Jokes
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>> What's the range of a tuba?
>>
>> Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
>>
>> ==========
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>> How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
>>
>> Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
>>
>> ==========
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>> What's a tuba for?
>>
>> 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
>>
>> Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood,
>> which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
>>
>>
>> ==========
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>> How do you fix a broken tuba?
>>
>> With a tuba glue.
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>> ==========
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>> These two tuba players walk past a bar...
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>> Well, it could happen!
>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>
>
> Dont you think its time you had a vacation LOL.
>
> Mercury.
I have to agree
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ok, I am done ranting, don't take it personal :)
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