"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
news:f61j4493f5dpcj9kakqcjuggulj2s6igfj@4ax.com:
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> Tuba Jokes
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> What's the range of a tuba?
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> Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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> How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
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> Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
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> What's a tuba for?
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> 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
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> Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood,
> which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
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> How do you fix a broken tuba?
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> With a tuba glue.
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> These two tuba players walk past a bar...
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> Well, it could happen!
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Dont you think its time you had a vacation LOL.
Mercury.
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