On Jun 6, 2008, WingedMessenger wrote:
> "::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
> news:f61j4493f5dpcj9kakqcjuggulj2s6igfj@4ax.com:
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>> Tuba Jokes
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>> What's the range of a tuba?
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>> Twenty yards if you've got a good arm!
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>> How many tuba players does it take to change a light bulb?
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>> Three! One to hold the bulb and two to drink 'till the room spins.
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>> What's a tuba for?
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>> 1 1/2" by 3 1/2" unless you request "full cut."
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>> Note: in the USA, a 2 x 4 is a two-inch by four-inch piece of wood,
>> which actually measures 1 1/2 inches by 3 1/2 inches.
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>> How do you fix a broken tuba?
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>> With a tuba glue.
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>> ==========
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>> These two tuba players walk past a bar...
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>> Well, it could happen!
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> Dont you think its time you had a vacation LOL.
>
> Mercury.
I have to agree
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ok, I am done ranting, don't take it personal :)
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