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Newsgroups: alt.fan.chris
Subject: Re: Trombone Jokes
From: WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
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Date: Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:30:07 GMT
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"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
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> What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
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> 1 Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding
> the chain saw very still.
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> 2 It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
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> How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
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> 1 Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.
> 2 Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes!
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> How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
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> The doorbell drags.
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> What is a gentleman?
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> Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
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> What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?
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> A optimist.
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These "jokes" should be blown off the planet LOL
Mercury.
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