| Re: Trombone Jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/04 23:38 |
On Thu, 05 Jun 2008 05:30:07 GMT, WingedMessenger <Boy@FlyingHigh.com>
wrote:
>"::darkshadows::" <blood@thirsty.net> wrote in
>news:vtae44tjpn53ul148u4f4ien9dbf678hg3@4ax.com:
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>> What's the difference between a bass trombone and a chain saw?
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>> 1 Vibrato, though you can minimize this difference by holding
>> the chain saw very still.
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>> 2 It's easier to improvise on a chainsaw.
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>> ==========
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>> How can you make a french horn sound like a trombone?
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>> 1 Take your hand out of the bell and lose all sense of taste.
>> 2 Take your hand out of the bell and miss all of the notes!
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>> ==========
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>> How do you know when a trombone player is at your door?
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>> The doorbell drags.
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>> What is a gentleman?
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>> Somebody who knows how to play the trombone, but doesn't.
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>> What do you call a trombonist with a beeper and a cellular telephone?
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>> A optimist.
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>These "jokes" should be blown off the planet LOL
>
>Mercury.
You and Apis are just full of jealousy.
darkshadows
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