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::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) 2008/06/02 16:41

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Clarinet Jokes



How many clarinetists does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one, but he'll go through a whole box of bulbs before he finds
just the right one.

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What's the definition of "nerd?"

Someone who owns his own alto clarinet.

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What do you call a bass clarinetist with half a brain?

Gifted.

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