| Re: Violin Jokes |
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| ::darkshadows:: (blood@thirsty.net) |
2008/06/02 16:36 |
On Mon, 02 Jun 2008 18:38:42 GMT, Nootrac <not@this.mail> wrote:
>On May 28, 2008, darkshadows:: wrote:
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>> Violin Jokes
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>> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
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>> There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the
>> violinist's head is so much bigger.
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>> What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
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>> A fiddle is fun to listen to.
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>> Why are viola jokes so short?
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>> So violinists can understand them.
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>> How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
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>> The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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>> How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
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>> None. They can't get up that high!
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>What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
>Being able to lob a violin into a toilet bowl without hitting the rim.
"SWISH!"
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