On May 28, 2008, darkshadows:: wrote:
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> What's the difference between a violin and a viola?
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> There is no difference. The violin just looks smaller because the
> violinist's head is so much bigger.
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> What's the difference between a violin and a fiddle?
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> A fiddle is fun to listen to.
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> Why are viola jokes so short?
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> So violinists can understand them.
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> How do you tell the difference between a violinist and a dog?
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> The dog knows when to stop scratching.
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> How many second violinists does it take to change a light bulb?
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> None. They can't get up that high!
What's the definition of "perfect pitch"?
Being able to lob a violin into a toilet bowl without hitting the rim.
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