In article <4b817301$0$273$bb4e3ad8@newscene.com>, Group_Troll
<GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
> FROM: Mover <Mover@Watch-Me.com>
>
> > In article <8eh0o5tgfnmod1u2n4fa72110oevep9bek@4ax.com>, Rebulon Ruster
> > <reb.ruster@gmail.com> wrote:
> >
> >> On 20 Feb 2010 14:15:01 -0600, "Group_Troll"
> >> <GroupTroll@Pissed.Off.nl> wrote:
> >>
> >> >FROM: Rebulon Ruster <reb.ruster@gmail.com>
> >> >
> >> >> Snuhf said.
> >> >
> >> >I like 'Insert Troll Here' or There, cause we Trolls are everywhere!
> >>
> >> That's fine, we need more entertainment here.
> >
> >
> > No! You can't have him. He's MY pet!
> >
> > Well, if you really want to, you can play with him for a little while.
> >
> > Mover, the pet whisperer.
>
> well........i can be your pet if you are the right age.
> But if you are older than age 9, you are twotoo old to have me.
1. I'm as old as I want to be here.
2. You're my pet because I MADE you my pet.
3. Troll pets don't get to choose.
There, little green one, that should take care of it. LOL
Walking.
Do you actually do that? I thought it would be more like waddling or
lurching. And you go as far as I say. Be that as it maybe, you
absolutely should be regular.
Carry.
Who should carry WHO?
Poop.
Trolls poop here with text. You aren't doing that very much. I suppose
it's because you aren't asking to be fed enough.
Baths.
No. Trolls aren't compatible with soap. Obviously. However, the girl's
bathroom has a medium size pool in it that you will be dumped into, to
sink or swim for as long as necessary, when you offend our olfactory
sensibilities too much. The pool will be drained once a month for you
to lick it clean, as a treat. Scaring the girls half to death will be
OUR treat. LOL
Feeding.
Usenet trolls feed on attention. We'll give you as much as you ask for,
but only if and when we feel like it.
Whew, that was a lot of petting! LOL
Mover, the pet manager.
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