On Sun, 6 Apr 2008 13:00:50 -0700, "DGVREIMAN" <dgvreiman@comcast.net> wrote:
>
>"Pepperoni" <trashbot@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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>> "DGVREIMAN" <dgvreiman@comcast.net> wrote in message
>> news:K9SdnXlsHLfjvGXanZ2dnUVZ_t6onZ2d@comcast.com...
>>>
>>> Doug Says: Mr. Rau, do you really know anyone that has ever claimed
>>> he personally killed 1803 enemy in Vietnam? If you do, a name would
>>> be nice so we can verify your claim. I spent about three times the
>>> amount of time in duty in Vietnam than you did and I have never heard
>>> of such nonsense. You need to learn to curb those Walter Mitty
>>> fantasies Mr. Rau.
>>>
>>> Doug Grant (Tm)
>>
>> 15 months in country is not an unusual amount of time. Since a normal
>> tour was 12 months; I have difficulty believing your "three times the
>> amount of time in duty in Vietnam" claim. Your claim is not
>> believable; IOW, "fatuous".
>
>Doug's Rebuttal: What is "fatuous" is your taking my three times the
>amount of duty compared to Tom Rau's amount of Vietnam duty out of
>context and comparing it to the normal amount of duty of a typical
>Vietnam Vet. Fraudulent altering context, I thought, was exclusively
>something that Nigel Brooks and Tom Rau did? I guess I am learning that
>an absence of ethics is contagious in respect to the Nigel Brooks smear
>gang. Mr. Rau spent about six months in duty in Vietnam by his own
>admission (not counting hospital time). I spent 15 months, that is very
>close to three times the amount, and any denial in that respect is what
>is "fatuous."
>
>Doug Grant (Tm)
>>
>>
>>
Doogie is just confused again. He is goes up and down. Lately the confusion
has been much more pronounced
Doogie's home newsgroup added to demonstrate why he has been so graciouslly
decorated and his lobbying for a new award.
Alt.Usenet.Kooks honors
Douglas "Doogie" Grant aka DGVREIMAN
Kook of the Month, December 1998
Looney Maroon Award, September 1999
Looney Maroon Award, April 2001
Unabomber Surprise March 2006
Busted Urinal Award May 2007.
Richard M. Nixon Memorial "Pathological Liar" Award
(nominated Aug 2007)
Douglas Grant Medal For Historical Revisionism
December 2007
(1st winner of award named in his honor)
Kook of the Year 2007 (Runner Up by 3 votes)
Oh yes for your entertainment, here is that "Forged FBI document".
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From: rustybl...@aol.comBATSPAM (Rusty Martin)
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Date: 10 Apr 2001 16:26:03 GMT
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Subject: Doogie and the FBI (Was: Cyberstalking ..more)
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Doogie-monster, Doug Grant wrote:
>Moreover, I have already spoken with the FBI, they
>are telling me things very different from what you are claiming.
Due to a successful FOIA request, I was able to secure a transcript of
this conversation. I present below the official transcript of
Doogie's conversation with the FBI:
FBI: "Good afternoon, FBI Seattle, Special Agent Johnson speaking,
no, the other one"
Doogie: "Hello, my name is Doug Grant, and I want to discuss with you
a case of cyberstalking"
FBI: "Okay, Doug Grant, G-R-A-N-T"
Doogie: "Well, actually my name is Doug Reiman."
FBI: "Oh, I see. Reiman. R-E-I-M-A-N"
Doogie: "But I use the name Doug Grant"
FBI: "Okay Mr. Grant"
Doogie: "But you have to use 'TM' after my name, because it's a
trademarked name"
FBI: "So you're saying you want me to call you Mr. Grant-tm?"
Doogie: "You don't have to call me that, you should just make a note
of it next to my name."
FBI: "Grant-tm. Got it. How may your government be of service to
you today?"
Doogie: "I would like to you investigate, arrest and prosecute a
whole bunch of people who are cyberstalking me."
FBI: "I see Mr. Grant-tm, how are these people cyberstalking you?"
Doogie: "Well first off, they sent me kiddie porn. Well, actually,
they sent me an e-mail that said 'Hot young teen babes - CLICK HERE!!'
FBI: "And you consider this cyberstalking, Mr. Grant-tm? Actually,
this is getting a little tedious, I think I'll just call you Mr. TM.
And you believe it is cyberstalking?"
Doogie: "Of course it is!! Haven't you read the statutes I've posted
at least a thousand times regarding cyberstalking?"
FBI: "Posted? What have you posted, and to where?"
Doogie: "I've posted it to rec.gambling.blackjack. It's the place
where all the con men and the hucksters prey on innocent people,
perpetrating egregious frauds on unsuspecting newbies."
FBI: "Con men and hucksters?"
Doogie: "Yes, I've already proved this in court you moron. There are
thousands and thousands of con men hucksters and they're all
cyberstalking me on rec.gambling.blackjack. But I already proved this
beyond a shadow of a doubt in court."
FBI: "Well Mr. TM, if you've already proved it in court, why do you
need the FBI to be involved?"
Doogie: "That's part of the conspiracy you moron!! The con men
hucksters managed to arrange through nefarious means (this is part of
what I need you to investigate) for the Federal Judge (who no doubt is
in on the conspiracy) to throw out my complaint! Then, in an
incredible shake of pure hucksterism the 3 Judges on the Federal
Appeals court PROVED that they are part of the same conspiracy!! They
dismissed my claims! And everyone involved is cyberstalking me!!!"
FBI: So let me get this straight, you say you're being cyberstalked
by a massive conspiracy that includes thousands and thousands of con
men and hucksters and 4 Federal Judges. Ahem. I see Mr. TM, and
aside from this text-only kiddie porn that they've sent to you, have
they threatened you in any way?"
Doogie: "Of course they have! One guy was claiming that I didn't
have a registered trademark, and posted that my status was DEAD! That
was clearly a veiled death threat."
FBI: Your status is dead?
Doogie: No you idiot! The status of my trademark is dead! Not me!
That's why it was clearly a death threat!
FBI: "Mr. TM, your trademark is dead? Then why are you insisting I
call you Mr. TM Mr. Grant?"
Doogie: "You will recognize my trademark, because I claim common law
trademark rights! Don't you know anything you blithering fool!?"
FBI: "Yes Mr. Grant no-tm, please continue about the death threats."
Doogie: "Another group of people all threatened to put me in their
kill files! Clearly, they intend to cause me harm."
FBI: "Killfile you?"
Doogie: "Yes. This is clearly a threat from the con men hucksters."
FBI: "Don't forget the Federal Judges."
Doogie: "I haven't even gotten to the best part yet."
FBI: "And that is?"
Doogie: "All of these con men and hucksters are really the same
person."
FBI: "They are?"
Doogie: "Yes, his name is Bingo Billy Rusty BillyRubin Abdul Solinas
Mizz Tie"
FBI: "That's one hell of a name."
Doogie: "Yes, they are using dozens and dozens of AOL accounts to
stalk me. Believe me, I know how it works. I once created 150 AOL
accounts in order to defeat one of their nefarious plans."
FBI: "You defeated their nefarious plans by creating 150 AOL
accounts?"
Doogie: "Well, no, I didn't actually defeat them. The USENET
Volunteer Votetaker turned out to be another member of the conspiracy,
and she through out all of my fake votes as frauds!!"
FBI: "So these people are all one person posting from AOL accounts."
Doogie: "Oh no, it's much worse than that. They have a magical way
of making their posts look like they're not coming from AOL. They use
aol, home.com, web-tv, paxentertainment and hundreds of other
providers. But THEY'RE REALLY ONLY ONE GUY POSTING FROM AOL!!!!"
"IT'S CLEARLY A MASSIVE CONSPIRACY!!! ALL DESIGNED TO CYBERSTALK
ME!!!!"
FBI: "Clearly, eh? Okay."
Doogie: "The most sinister part of it all involves Mizz Tie."
FBI: "Mizz Tie?"
Doogie: "Yes. You see, she claims to work for a casino. But it's
obvious that all of the con men hucksters are liars, so she obviously
doesn't work for a casino."
FBI: "And this is sinister….how?"
Doogie: "Because it's all part of the conspiracy! You see, because
she is a con man huckster and a liar, it's obvious that she's SECRETLY
WORKING FOR THE CASINOS!!!!"
FBI: "I thought you said that she SAID she worked for a casino."
Doogie: "I did! Don't you see now how deep and sinister this plot
really is?"
FBI: "I see Mr. no-tm. And do you feel as though you're in any
danger?"
Doogie: "No, I'm not in any danger. I was in Vietnam as a Navy Seal.
I've killed many many times. I am not afraid of those con men
hucksters."
FBI: "You were a Navy Seal?"
Doogie: "Well, no. I was actually a seamstress. I stitched ID seals
and insignia on to uniforms for the Navy. It was a killer job, that's
what I meant."
FBI: "So let's see if I got this straight. You are being
cyberstalked by one guy on AOL who posts under thousands of aliases
and 4 Federal Judges, who sent you spam e-mail, told you your
trademark status was dead and they threatened to killfile you. You
don't feel threatened by any of this and you believe that this
qualifies as cyberstalking."
Doogie: "Of course you moron! I've posted the cyberstalking statutes
a thousand times. This is clearly proof!"
FBI: "Yes Mr. Grant. Anything else?"
Doogie: "Yes. They called me a maroon."
FBI: "A maroon?"
Doogie: "Yes, they say: 'What a maroon' whenever I post"
FBI: "Oh, I get it!! Like Bugs Bunny! "What a maroon!"
Doogie: "No you blithering fool!! It's racist!! They are using
racist slurs
to intimidate me!!"
FBI: "Oh, Mr. Grant. I didn't realize you were black"
Doogie: "I'M NOT BLACK, YOU IDIOT!!! This is all part of the
cyberstalking! They use racist slurs against me to stalk me and
threaten me!!"
FBI: "Well Mr. Maroon, uh, Grant, eh Reiman. I have no doubt that
you are
being cyberstalked, and we'll get to the bottom of it right away.
"How can we reach you?"
Doogie: "Well, I live in the State of Washington now, but I don't
actually live in the State of Washington, I live in Las Vegas, Nevada.
But you can reach me at my Washington phone number which forwards to
my home in Las Vegas where I have hundreds of supporters who answer
the phone and say it's me."
FBI: "Yes Mr. Grant no-tm, we'll get on this right away"
Doogie: "The cyberstalking must end!!!"
FBI: "Yes, Mr. Grant."
[ sound of telephone hanging up ]
FBI: "What a maroon."
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Copyright 2001 - Rusty Martin
Freely distributable throughout the internet so long as attribution is
given.
Rusty Martin
"Indeed, we are satisfied that the appellants have mischaracterized
the facts." "...the reshuffle is hardly secret as the dealer does it
openly in the view of the players."--3rd Circuit Court of Appeals,
Justice Greenberg [Well duh! Doug]
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