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In article <cd5cd2h5ae5uercmgks38kb48iv3he29d0@4ax.com>,
Robert <osiris@woden.com> wrote:
> Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner???
>
> Here is a little test that will help you decide.The answer can be
> found by posing the following questions.
>
>
> Situation:
> You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
> children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes
> around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises
> Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock
> cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he
> reaches you and your family. What do you do?
>
> DEMOCRAT'S ANSWER
> Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
> Does the man look poor! Or oppressed?
> Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
> Could we run away?
> What does my wife think?
> What about the kids?
> Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of
> his hand?
> What does the law say about this situation?
> Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
> Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does
> this send to society and to my children?
> Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
> Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to
> wound me?
> If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away
> while he was stabbing me?
> Should I call 9-1-1?
> Why is this street so deserted?
> We need to raise taxes, have a paint and weed day and make this
> happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
> This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for
> a few days and try to come to a consensus.
>
>
>
>
> REPUBLICAN'S ANSWER: BANG!
>
>
>
>
> SOUTHERNER'S ANSWER
>
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
> (click.....sounds of reloading).
> BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! click
>
> Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver
> Tips or
> Hollow Points?
>
> Son: Git-r-Dun, Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
>
> Wife: You ain't taking that to no Taxidermist!
>
>
>
> enjoy
>
> ..
>
> Regards
>
> Rob
>
> Vulcan Bomber (101 Squadron)
<lol>
Well done.......
--
Peace!
Om
"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a Son of a bitch"
-- Jack Nicholson
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