This is completely false.
Please stop posting erroneous information.
Marcia got her start on Charmin commercials. The first one she was on
showed her sitting on the can, groaning and straining, with the sound
of heavy BMs (bowel movements) hitting the water with a great splash
in the background. After Marcia gets done releasing the contents of
her colon, i.e her BMs (bowel movements) into the water and catches
her breath, she looks directly at the camera and tells the viewers
that the most enjoyable part of her day is when she is sitting on the
throne releasing BMs (bowel movements) from her impacted colo-rectal
area. She then rips off a few sheets of Charmin and states that she
only uses Charmin on her very tender anal area to clean up the BM
(bowel movement) remnants because it is the softest tissue out there.
She comments that the other brands feel like sandpaper on her
sensitive rear end and that they don't pick up the dingleberries, i.e.
the soft BM (bowel movement) crumbs that stick to her anal hair, as
well as Charmin does.
Thank you.
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