Greetings my dear, dear friends!
I was just wondering about something.
Have any of you seen this beautiful lost episode? I was just watching
it tonight. Picked it out of one of Saggie's hundreds of DVD's and
video tapes. It was a hoot!
It was several months after the firm BM (bowel movement) stunt that
Jan had pulled during Valentine's day. As you recall, Mike would only
love the one who made the firmest BM (bowel movement), and Jan cheated
to make sure her's was it. The boys were still pissed, and their
rectums were quite sore from all the diarrhea (liquid BM)(bowel
movement). Oliver commented "My rectum is still very sore from all
the diarrhea (liquid BM)(bowel movement)." Peter decided it was time
to teach Jan a lesson.
Jan had complained at dinner that night that her gym teacher, Ms.
Lesbian, was making them climb rope. To get a passing grade in PE,
Jan would have to completely climb up the rope. Her fat ass was
weighing her down. All of the girls were required to climb the rope
completely naked, as so their heavy bloomers would not get caught in
the rope. Ms. Lesbian convinced the girls this was how all women
climbed rope, and to prove it she stripped naked in front of the girls
and did the ropes herself.
Peter told Jan to make sure she ate lots of Mexican refried beans, as
this would give her energy for the climb. Alice said she had a gallon
can, and heated them up for Jan. Jan ate the entire can for breakfast
the next morning before school. Peter also stole Jan's locker
combination.
That morning, Peter ran to school faster than he had ever run in his
life. He found Jan's locker, opened it, and put a giant candy dish
full of sorbitol based hard candy on the locker shelf. He wrote a
note to Jan, saying this was from her boyfriend George Glass, and to
eat all of these before gym class. The candy would give her extra
strength.
Jan got to school, and opened her locker. To her vast delight, there
was the dish of candy. Peter had removed the warning label saying
that eating too many could produce a laxative effect. She munched
down the entire dish of candy, thinking nasty sex thoughts of George
Glass.
45 minutes later, Jan was all stripped, and ready to climb the rope.
Ms. Lesbian called on Jan rather quickly, since B was near the top of
the alphabet, and the naked girls would all be climbing rope in
alphabetical order. Jan started up the rope, and climbed higher than
she had ever climbed in her life. To make a passing grade, the girls
had to touch the ceiling of the gym.
Just as Jan hit the ceiling, it happened. Jan felt a large gurgle in
her stomach and intestines, and started to spray diarrhea (liquid BM)
(bowel movement) all over the girls below. Since Jan had her rectum
pointed, the spraying diarrhea (liquid BM)(bowel movement) propelled
her, spraying diarrhea (liquid BM)(bowel movement) like a lawn
sprinkler. In a matter of seconds the girls below were covered head
to toe.
Ms. Lesbian stood there in shock, saying "That will be fine, Jan, you
pass." The girls all said "Yes, you sure did pass!"
It was a hoot! The school ran out of liquid softsoap, and had to use
industrial strength safe laundry detergent on the girls, causing them
to scratch all day.
What a funny lost episode! Kings - I hope you remember this one.
Evidently, from what I can tell, it wasn't shown a lot.
Love all of you so much - especially you Kings and Derek.
Humbly,
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
The world's leading authority on BM's (bowel movements)
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