My dear sweet BM (bowel movement) Lady. I so remember that episode
with the very creepy Mr. Haskel.
Did Saggie say anything in her research about the scene when Alice
came into the ice cream shop and Mr. Haskel made her a banana split?
Old Mr. Haskel pulled out a banana from his colo-rectal area that he
had shoved up there earlier in the day and laid it across the ice
cream confection that he prepared for Alice. Alice was a little
grossed out by Mr. Haskel's actions and so she pulled down her sun
dress (revealing the Afghan-like hair all over her back), removed her
bra (which caused her elongated baloney-like tits to spring forth from
her bra and come to rest by her knees) and then proceeded to poke Mr.
Haskel in his eye with one of her stiff, gray, wire-like, and sharp,
nipple hairs. After getting poked, Mr. Haskel began writhing on the
ground in pain and lost control over his bowels. He then proceeded to
release a BM (bowel movement) on the floor. Peter, who was working at
the store (and talking on the phone to one of his friends), came by
and scooped up the BM (bowel movement) and placed it into the Rocky
Road ice cream container where he mashed it up into the ice cream.
The BM (bowel movement) blended in beautifully in the Rocky Road
container because it was the same color as the ice cream and contained
the same bits of debris as the ice cream did (i.e. nuts, marshmallows,
and pieces of unidentifiable dark matter). After having seen what
Peter did, Mr. Haskel fired Jan and Marcia and made Peter his main
employee and had Peter blend in one of Mr. Haskel's BMs (bowel
movements) into the Rocky Road ice cream every afternoon.
I love you BM (bowel movement) Lady.
I also love Derek, but not in way that is akin to an anal invasion of
a tight bunghole by an oversized meat stick that is capped by a purple
head.
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