> > BTW - who is someone named Steve?
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> Dear BM (bowel movement) Lady:
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> Steve is a little worm who tries to disrupt the important work of this
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> may have had something to do with the untimely demise of Saggie, who is no
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> fortunately inhabiting your body.
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> Derek
Derek and Kings,
You two are so wonderful and gracious. Saggie loved you so much, and
I can see why. As the leading authority on BM's (bowel movements), I
the BM (Bowel Movement) Lady feel so touched and honored. I hope I
can now call you friends, just as Saggie did.
Saggie often felt something was very wrong with Steve. She felt he
was up to no good, and a complete slimeball. She felt that he may be
a chronic masturbator. She felt that he could not stop masturbating,
and would even masturbate in front of his mother. Saggie felt very
sorry for Steve. She felt that he never had a good BM (bowel
movement) as a child, and this was why he was the way he was. I hope
we never meet this no good chronic masturbator. Thanks for your
warning, Derek. You are a very sweet man, and would never be such a
nasty nasty boy like Steve.
Kings - thanks so much for telling me about the ABC version of the
Brady Bunch and their BM's (bowel movements) vs. the syndicated
version that eliminated some of the BM (bowel movement). Saggie said
she often only was able to watch the syndicated version, but would now
and then remember the classic ABC full version.
Kings - I'm am working through the thousands upon thousands of lost
episodes that Saggie left. Is it OK if I comment on what I see, and
then you can tell me if there was other parts or if we were indeed
watching the full version. I never would have known that Mike had an
anus problem on this lost eipsode if you hadn't come to the rescue.
My entire life would have been only half lived. How sad.
Kings and Derek, I love you so much. I know neither one of you want
to spoon each other, but what if we played 3 spoons in the spoon
drawer? I will be the middle spoon. I have 3 holes, so there is no
waiting!
Love to you all!
The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady and Saggie within me
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