Oh BM (bowel movement) Lady, how wonderful that you have taken Saggie into
your body and that you are now ONE! We shall love to have you on the list
to discuss Brady BMs (bowel movements), as we loved Saggie all these years.
Now please please please please please don't go to Iraq or any other war
zones where the people look and smell like they've been marinated in liquid
BM (bowel movement.)
I love you BM (bowel movement) Lady (Saggie), and I love Kingsfan too, but
not in a "I'd like to shove rebar from his anus to his esophogus" kind of
way.
Love,
Derek
>I was just wondering about something.
>
> Greetings Derek, Kings and everyone!
>
> Well, I have tried my best. We tried to revive Saggie every way we
> could. We gave her an enema - still dead and no BM (bowel movement).
> We tried coaxing her body out of the grave with Charmin tissue. We
> showed her pictures of the Brady's, and told her how much we needed
> her. Nothing.
>
> Then, an odd thing happened. Really odd. We cremated Saggie. I
> took her ashes home with me, and put them into my special colonic
> machine, and gave myself a 10 gallon with her. I wanted the spirit
> and body of her to be one with mine. All of the sudden, a bolt of
> lightening struck. It was like the ashes came alive.
>
> Saggie is with me now. It's like we've always been close - like she
> has been a part of me all my life, but now it's for real. WE ARE ONE!
>
> So, if you will have us, I/we would love to stick around and help our
> country move forward and get set for action and adventure as we see
> things we've never seen before. It's a new day, and there is much
> about the Brady's and their BM's to be analyzed!
>
> Will you have us?
>
> Respectfully and lovingly,
>
> The BM (Bowel Movement) Lady
>
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