I was just wondering about something.
Did any of you happen to see last night's episode of the Brady Bunch?
It was a lost one - amazing! Furthermore, it was on the Hawaii trip.
It is unreal how so many of the Hawaii episodes have been lost all of
these years. What could have happened?
It was late in the afternoon, and the children were all on the beach
having a ball. Jan had been eating all day. First, she stuffed her
fat face at the breakfast buffet, and then at the lunch buffet.
Furthermore, they had eaten all that poi from the night before. Jan
wasn't in a BM (bowel movement) making mood this morning, and that
didn't help matters.
Well, now she really had to go, but was too much of a lazy ass to walk
up to the Sheraton to have her BM (bowel movement). She decided to
just have it right there on the beach. Not wanting people to see her
having a BM (bowel movement) on the beach, she shouted at the top of
her lungs "LOOK EVERYONE!" "THERE'S IDAHO STATE SENATOR LARRY CRAIG
WHO IS GOING TO SOMEDAY HAVE QUEER (GAY)(HOMOSEXUAL) BATHROOM SEX IN
AN AIRPORT!!!" Well, everyone turned their heads and looked. Jan
pulled down her swim suit bottom, squatted down, and begain to have
her BM (bowel movement). The BM (bowel movement) was really really
really hot, and started steaming when it hit the beach, and even more
steam came when the waves crashed over it.
All of the sudden, people panicked, thinking an underground volcano
had opened up and was going to flood all of Honolulu with lava. The
masses ran to high ground, screaming. They were trampling over each
other, knocking old ladies and babies down, etc. Jan had zero idea
what the commotion was, but figured she should follow. Carol grabbed
Jan at the lobby of the hotel, and they all ran to Punchbowl Cemetery
for safety.
When the Bradys got to Punchbowl, Mike noticed Jan's bottom was
steaming. Other people pointed at Jan's steaming ass. Alice pulled
down Jan's swim suit bottom, and noticed steaming BM (bowel movement)
coming out of Jan's bunghole. Jan fessed up to having a BM (bowel
movement) on the beach. All of Hawaii laughed thinking her BM (bowel
movement) was toxic lava ready to engulf the island.
It was so funny.
Love all of you! Kings and Derek I love you, even though you don't
love each other in a Larry Craig having queer (gay)(homosexual) sex in
the bathroom kind of way.
Humbled as always,
Your Saggie
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