On Aug 29, 4:17 pm, Kingsfan13 <kingsfan1...@yahoo.com> wrote:
> Does anyone remember the Grand Canyon episode where Thindy and Bobby
> get lost and that Indian kid finds them and directs them back to their
> camp? To show their gratitude they sneak the Indian kid some food.
> They get him the food by shoveling beans and what is thought to be hot
> dogs into their flashlights.
>
> There are a couple of facts regarding this episode that are not well
> known. First, after the Bradys are done eating their beans they sit
> around the campfire and fart for several hours. Mike's farts are
> silent because his bunghole is very reamed out but the rest of them,
> especially Alice, rip off some really nasty farts that scare away much
> of the wildlife in the canyon. Second, the hot dogs that Bobby and
> Thindy purportedly shovel into their flashlights are not really hot
> dogs. Bobby and Thindy were so scared when they were lost that each
> of them lost control of his/her bowels and allowed a skinny, tan, and
> fluffy BM (bowel movement) to slide out from his/her colon-rectal
> area. These BMs (bowel movements) remained in their pants until they
> eventually found their way back to camp. Instead of wasting perfectly
> good hot dogs on an Indian, they figured that the kid couldn't taste
> the difference between a hot dog and a BM (bowel movement). As a
> result, they reached their fists into their pants, pulled out their
> BMs (bowel movements) and inserted them into their flashlights and
> gave it to the Indian kid to eat. Compared to the crap that he
> usually was forced to eat (e.g. buffalo penis, coyote sphincter, and
> squirrel testes), the kid loved it.
Oh Kings!
My lovie Kings! How I love you so much! You are the wings beneath my
wings! The bolts beneath my toilet seat! The cardboard tube holding
my toilet paper up! I LOVE YOU!
You have left some details out, which leads me to believe you've been
watching the syndicated version and not the network version of this
episode. When will the madness ever end?
The Indian kid commented the flashlight was so hot and warm. Thindy
said "thee noticed thit too." And no one thought anything of it.
When they all went back to camp, and were all back in their tents
again, Mike said "where's my flashlight?" Carol said "You don't need
the flashlight, Mike, it's time for bed." Mike said "Yes, but I
forgot my dildo, and was using the flashlight up my butt!"
Thindy and Bobbie hears this, and burst into laughter knowing that the
Indian boy had touched something that had been up Mike's rear end.
The goofy music comes in, and fade to black.
A riot!
Love you, Kings and Derek, but not in a Derek putting a flashlight up
King's butt kind of way!
Saggie
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