Kings my lovie!
The reason you don't remember what happened to Alice was because
you've been watching Nick again with their syndicated version again
that cuts critical pieces. You saw Alice slipping on the BM (bowel
movement), and then the episode faded to black. I was watching that
one too. However, I also have the real, uncut version on high
definition DVD.
It turned out that Great Grandma Hutchen's had dropped a seond BM
(bowel movement) in the kitchen as well. This BM (bowel movement) was
very very very large - as large as a king size pillow. Alice's large
large butt landed directly in the center of this large BM (bowel
movement). She was uninured, but there was some diareahha (loose BM
(bowel movement) in the middle of this pillow of BM (bowel movement).
Mike was walking in right as Alice was landing and squishing this
loose BM (bowel movement), and it spirted all over his face and open
mouth. He spits it out, as Alice say "sorry Mr. Brady." Mike yells
as Alice for making such a large BM (bowel movement), She tries to
explain it wasn't hers, but Mike doesn't care. He goes and slaps her
on the side of the head, and she starts to cry. He yells "don't be a
cry baby, and clean up all ths BM (bowel movement). Now, it fades to
black.
So, Kings, we have got to get GW to stop the war, and start working on
getting rid of these syndicated episodes. It is killing us!
Love you and Derek!
Saggie
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