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Kingsfan13 (kingsfan1300@yahoo.com) 2007/07/12 19:47

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It's been awhile since I saw the episode where Alice's Cousin Emma
comes to visit.  As a result, I forgot what the consistency of Cousin
Emma's BMs (bowel movements) were.   I know that this was discussed
during the show becasue Emma liked to talk about her old Army days and
when she was put in charge of cleaning up the crapper (that was always
her favorite job).  As I recall, Emma said that she enjoyed scrubbing
the latrine toilets to ensure that each one was sparkling clean and BM
(bowel movement) free.  She then (I think) talked about her BMs (bowel
movements) and that they were fairly loose and malformed due to the
disgusting food that she ate while in the Army.  Moreover, Emma's BMs
(bowel movements) were filled with all kinds of debris such as dried
peas, corn kernals, and spent M-16 shells.  Does anyone remember this
episode?  I also seem to remember at the end, when Thindy asked Cousin
Emma what she meant by a "malformed" BM (bowel movement), Emma
actually squatted down on the linoleum floor of the kitchen and
squirted out a BM (bowel movement) right onto Thindy's hand to show
her what a malformed BM (bowel movement) looked like.


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